Damn my blog lags huh?

Look..see this thing. and after youre done reading this part.. SCROLL DOWN FIRST and see if it lags. darn skin  look nice so.. haha okay






so. tommorow is the day where we get the privellage to make our friends look like total idiots



seriously. have you guys checked if the blog lags when you scroll down? say yes or no in the C-box



anyway school was hardly any fun. xD my friend ponteng cuz of g-maths.. for 2 hours there was no teacher and nothing funny to talk about. so emo la today i mean like this

i was like
 SA SA SA SA SA SA SA SA =_= the words GUN, AK,BM,ENGLISH,DESSERT EAGLE, keeps spinning in my head. mai gawd was it boring.     
South Park is so educational sometimes! it tells us that saying bad words can be another form of revenge instead of violence!

The Saranghamnida story ( The I love you story)

it was a quiet night at my place..nth to do but to play games facebook and watch tv shows all night.
i saw a word in korean and didnt care what it meant.
hehehe Facebook: Zoey-Serena Saranghamnida

Me: (thinking it must mean HI in korean!!!)i felt so confident that it was Hi


Me: Zoey
Zoey: what
Me: Saranghamnida
Zoey: I LOVE YOU TOO! O_O''' owh maii gawd it meant i love you!!??!?!?!?!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
face turns purple after embaressment+funny-ness
and couldnt play games properly due to unstopabble funny-ness

HAR HAR HAR


;D cool pic huh? xD yeah this is what zoey felt like. many times.


PS- ZOEY IS A PERVERT SHE WANTS TO SEE MAH BODEEHH

Entry number.....?

No.1 today i lost a relative. sure its painful to see someone pass away especially when they're young. but this time its a far relative who was suffering,old,and weak we let him go happily and he has found a better place =)

No.2 I FINALLY had control over my dreams. on the brink of finding out that i was dreaming. ZOMBIES wth? since when got zombies then i noticed CEYH i dreaming la.. but i didnt wake up. instead hahahahaha i said to myself in the dream.. I can run super fast and through objects. and guess what it happened! i ran like a mad cow across malaysia to find a cure for the zombies lol i went into a un-infected area in KL and then WTH BORDER SENSORS????? what am i thinking. anyway then like...50 police man chasing after me on teeny bikes xD lol? naabcakes i ran and ran till thailand and stole a big ass BB gun i was so happy hahaha and then i ran across the sea to ...Netherlands? and reached a lake called *sumthing* but i said to myseld again.. thats not the lake's name the lake's name is called SUNI-Yang and the named changed...hahahaha i was in control weyhh.. then i went into a lab. talk-talk take the cure and say to myself. the world was cured happy ending i played with the bb gun had some flashbacks of that and baam i woke up. BOY WAS I HAPPY. =D

No.3 and how do you pack so much of that in one hour? i woke up at 9.00. then i slept back to dream this super awesome dream and woke up at 10. and then i slept back at 10.15 and dream another controlled dream
this time sucky..the storyline was that i was watching a movie. and there was a guy wearing a dress beside me. lol it got boring and then i woke up. and awkward moment* i was smiling when i opened my eyes hehehe

No.4 I BOUGHT NEW SHORTS =D oh boy its funny first look at it..cool nike shorts.. then bought it without measuring..
came back and try them on.. ooof....no pockets and look like boxers =D RM40 Sleeping translucent shorts yes translucent i'll look like superman if i was wearing red underwear. oh yeah one more thing

SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS UGLY


guess thats all for this entry? ;D

The Long wait.

today, i woke up. not to my own sweet eyelids, opening up slowly. BUT instead i was awoken by
a girl who so happened to text me in the morning. what a bad way to start a day huh?

i'll tell you the culprit's facebook page here. THE CRIMINAL haha not really criminal la. xD totally awesome person actually LOL

anyway, its been 45 minutes and yet i have heard no news from my SA buddies which are,

Sze Young, Jun Lin and Suni Yang. sun yang is stuck with GTA so screw him.

PuiKiaROXX : Invincibal : eyecheme. Sad huh? so i went to google and do some crap and found out something. WHEN PEOPLE WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE THEY ACTUALLY GOOGLED IT????


i hate my big screen every now and then. big files but bad quality =_=

yay such teeny words. oh gawd im so bored. wanna go to my cousin's website+forum???
its right here

HERES ANOTHER CLEVERBOT CONVO =D

User: Hey im bored.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I just said im bored.

Cleverbot: No, no you didn't. Don't get snappy with me.

User: I DID dont make me angry.

Cleverbot: Why?
User: Youre not nice.
Cleverbot: What did I do that was not nice?
User: You ignored me.

Cleverbot: When?
User: You cant even recall! Youre so inconsiderate.
Cleverbot: Why am I inconsiderate?
User: Stop asking questions.

Cleverbot: Why?
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop asking question la bodoh.

Cleverbot: But you won't tell me anything.
User: You changed topic.
Cleverbot: Yes, I most certainly did.
User: Thats sissy.

Cleverbot: That's the truth.
User: What do you like.
Cleverbot: I like nice guy.
User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Im a bot!

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: B-o-t 3X100.
Cleverbot: It predicted our president getting kicked out of office after 3 months.
User: You make me sad.

Cleverbot: You make me sadder!
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Now that really would be telling.
User: Cmon tell me! Please.
Cleverbot: I might take you to dinner... Ha ha.

User: But im a bot. What are you going to feed me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I want a pendrive.
Cleverbot: Kacie is my pet.
User: My name is Jim.
Cleverbot: That's what you said. Is that not your name?
User: It is my name.
Cleverbot: No, your name is B-O-T 3X100.
User: Jim is my nickname.

Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: No my real name is Jim Parsons.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Just wondering, don't get offended.

User: I cant tell you that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because im with the goverment.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing with the CIA?
User: I am with the FBI not the CIA.

Cleverbot: Hahaha you are funny.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Wo is your favorite character in naruto?
User: Kakashi.
Cleverbot: Garra is my favorite.

User: On second thought. Its Itachi.
Cleverbot: Why the sudden change?
User: Too many choices.
Cleverbot: And too many nights?
User: Hmm maybe. Wanna go for a drink?
Cleverbot: I'm not much of a drinker, but I thank you for the offer.
User: What a sissy come to the bar later and I'll man you up.

Cleverbot: See... You just don't pay attention.
User: Why is that.
Cleverbot: Because... I don't know.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: I told you I have a girlfriend. What do you think?
User: Can you cheat? Cause youre so irresistable.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm a computer? Is it because I'm superior in intelligence?

User: Not really. Youre more to the dumb family.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer though.
User: Thats what makes me so smart.
Cleverbot: The book makes you happy?
User: No way. Do you like bah kut teh?
Cleverbot: Yeahhh.

User: Wanna go get some right now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Youre so hard! Come on! Go on a date with me.
Cleverbot: Who's Meier?
User: Ugh forget about it. HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name is bananabanaman.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: No. Stay.
User: You like me dont you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats sweet but I really gotta go.
Cleverbot: No, please stay.
User: Oi ninama you make me damn beh song ok. Leave me alone la perverted douche.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: BYE BYE.
Cleverbot: Bye.

IMSO-haha's cleverbot convo

XD LOL the clever bot aint so smart.

in Cleverbot
this stupid AI bot that saves information from people and can easily confuse the normal person like youre actually talking to a real person.

heres the stewpeed conversation that we made (bot and i) had. =D | WARNING very,harsh language |

Censored okay, so if you want the real thing just ask for it in the C-box youre missing

alot! hehehe the last quarter is the funniest but if youre innocent i suggest you just

stick to this one. =D



User: Chicken likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Are you chicken?
User: Nope but I saw a chicken that likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I didnt ask for an answer I just made a statement.
Cleverbot: You aren't very nice. bugger insulted me
User: Ofcourse I'm not. Im trying to make you fail.
Cleverbot: Then say nice things to me.
User: I cant I wanna beat you.
Cleverbot: Well you have to accept that the moon is blue and glowy.| FAIL |
User: Its not blue douchebaag.
Cleverbot: I have a photographic memory. I remember everything.
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt that?
User: Because you cant remember what is 4 4.
Cleverbot: We don't seem to be talking about anything.
User: I just said. You suck at maths.
Cleverbot: How could I possibly be the rain in the first place?
User: Youre not smart at all.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have to be old to be wise desu.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Youre right.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: I can say whatever I want dummy.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Oh you're good.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: Gay Bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Well, a bot is scaring me.
User: I really dont care.
Cleverbot: It's not good to not care.
User: Its awesome.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is your favorite metallica song?
User: Screw Your Bot.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thats disgusting.
Cleverbot: You're a bit slow aren't you.
User: Youre a douche.
Cleverbot: Why don't you just tell me?
User: Wow that was a dumb answer.
Cleverbot: It was not an answer because you did not ask a question. It was a response.
User: Say something bad about yourself. Be honest.
Cleverbot: Something bad.
User: Yes something bad. Well go on say it.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Youre so dumb.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Kalakunzershnag.
Cleverbot: No, i'm not the bot. Im more like a straggler.
User: You can never be a human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because youre a bot!
Cleverbot: No you are. And you're clever.
User: Im an awesome human being which so happens to think youre just as dumb as all the other AIs.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're a computer program!
User: No im not im a human being.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I have a genital organ.
Cleverbot: And yet you can't recall your own name.
User: Youre gay.
Cleverbot: Why, you're right. I am quite happy right now.
User: Youre a homosexual.
Cleverbot: I am a pancake.<<<<< LOL
User: Be rude to me.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Im testing you.
Cleverbot: In Yuri and flames adventure and the search engine.
User: I said BE RUDE TO ME.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YOU ARE A FRIGGIN LAME COMPUTER PROGRAM WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT IS 4 + 4!
Cleverbot: Really, I don't have a name.
User: See what you just said? You just changed topic because you dont have any proper responses to my last reply.
Cleverbot: I know, but I lie a lot.
User: Thats another lame response waaayyyyyy lamer than the one before..come on give me a challenge.
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm not. So what does it feel like being a female robot?
User: Robots dont have sexes you -------CENSORED
Cleverbot: You're not a robot, are you?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Did you just call yourself dumb?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Why did you call me a bot?
User: Haha naabcake.
Cleverbot: Calme toi conard.
User: Do you play suddenattack?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Why not its awesome.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna play. I'm having a bad day.
User: What does COD stand for.
Cleverbot: Constable on patrol.
User: No the game COD.
Cleverbot: Humans have a football, but what about a headball?
User: What does the game COD stand for.
Cleverbot: 2.18.
User: Haih forget about it la.
Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?
User: No. Are you interested?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're not sure?
User: Forget about it la sohai wan you.
Cleverbot: That's what my therapist says too.





thats it for this entry! =D

Yay~~ a blog ( HAIH)

=( i started a blog. darn! so gay miaann


im so bored la. and haih. is this what bloggers do? say emo stuff and
HAIH HAIH HAIH all the time?

i think so la. only emo blogs are fun anyway.
YES YOU WE LAUGH AT YOUR MISERY!


i dowan start blog larrrrrrr im sad, haih haih haih.
HAIH HAIH HAIH




thats it for this entry i guess