Merdeka Day through the years

MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA! 

thumbs up for public holidays ;D

AAAAnywayy this is how my merdeka days was spent throughout my 14years 

1996: was sleeping all day and being 4months old
1997:watching television and sleeping
1998:playing with toyz and drinking milk
1999:crying because Superman was replaced with the national parade on TV3
2000:watching Disney Channel's educational shows
2001:playing with toyz toyz toyz
2002:TV TV TV! Power Rangers and Masked Rider and Ultraman!
2003:TV,PC's Paint
2004: loadsa homework. tsk tsk
2005:watching more tv and playing with more toyz
2006: TV and GAMEZ WHEE
2007: GAMEZ
2008: being absolutly panicless facing UPSR in a month
2009: relazzinngg with my wife (computer)
2010: Badminton,The Expendables,and Phua Chu Kang MOVIE =D


From this toy playing baby,

 TO this friggin awesome...erm..something something

 Yeah u like a Computer Addict which is hot dont you?xD

every saturday is like a long long holiday

what does saturday bring? SHYT LOADS OF FUN. last saturday walked alot. this saturday? doing a whole lot of that too!! =D

i will die. if i stay at home. D-I-E with no awesome friends to talk to these few days i'll DIE DIE DIE

so.. today is the day we watch....

=D i know it says May 7 but its probably from some stone aged country. its already out. =D
oh aint that picture pretty??????? damn, feel like kissing it.
 I HAVE NTH TO BLOG ABOUT.

guess what happened today

we woke up...felt bored and went to McDees BY WALKING then we checked the cyber cafe near by...IT WASNT OPEN.. ugh for about 30mins we sat there waiting for it to open. Because of sze young's NO-INTERNET-ness we have to layan his urge to use the internet.. so...it was closed...then we got dropped off at JJ.. what happened there was somewhat unpleasent.


then we walked angrily towards the CC opposite of JJ guess what? it screams EWW theres was a drunk dude who tipped the monitor and slept.we thought he was dead. so..we wasted about rm5 cuz we HATED the place..it was just plain awful NET.CAFE DO NOT GO THERE BESIDE PAPA KOPITIAM YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

so...we switched to another CC behind...it had the same equipment..but still..EW  so...went back to JJ sat infront of the theatre...got nth to watch.. then david called and HII (waves from top floor to ground floor). after some angry stuff happened again and we all just thought. DAMN THATS 10MINUTES WASTED ARGHHH ran all the way to Tesco.. noticed i said RAN yes.. we RAN.. so.. passed by tesco and went into Bukit tinggi yayyy +_+ walked all the way to The 3 Muskeeters CC pretty fun..=D played FOC like stewpid kids screaming and shouting . SAD TO SAY.. WE GOT FRIGGIN PWNED BY 1. YES 1 COMPUTER EASY 3v1 3HUMANS vs 1 COMPUTER EASY and easy got 89kills while the 3humans got 21 in total. =D we so rawk. erhmm..

so....well.. all we did after that was...walked back home.. Bukit Tinggi-Andalas..heyy not that far actually =D but still pretty far..lol. PARENTS ARE AWAY TO PD so....here i am..lonely with the comp...no food..just some bread....starving of boredum. =')

Untitled Pt.2

We got fourth place with our kawad. we already know it was gonna happen..those police cadets got nth better to do anyway.

WHEE MOST SURVIVABLE BIRTHDAY EVAHH.

  so. first..i survived in school.. friend gave me the best present ever..*answers in sejarah test* WHEEE

so.. came back home play a lil SA, then showered.. and went to Fridays for dinner..;D 
after dinner went to have swensens =DD damn ice cream is nize..


and on the 21st of april i gave myself a present.. got a supah awesome shiny diamond rank in SA

SEE THAT PRETTY THANG OH YEAAAHHHH!

Untitled Pt.1

the end draws near.. as our ponteng days are coming to an end all we did was stomp our feet and show some pretty sick moves.

sadly, i only have little hope for the team.. 20% chance we might win. yes that little confidence.

i lost my super-awesome classic pbsm belt.. T_T  it's head wasn't the usual CHOP type. it's golden ring around the logo was an external piece which was attached around the circle.. DAMN IT WAS NIZE and it never turns silver. it always stays gold. boohoo hoo sobs sobs.. ='(

the uniform is nice and all...but lol it makes me look gay... xD

ONLY A MAN CAN MAKE A WOMAN FEEL STRONG. 

Su May hits me..
I scream.
she says..you call yourself a man!
i say: only a man can make a woman feel strong.. *continues screaming*
she laughs. whats so funny? its true ^_^ 
SO IF A GIRL HITS YOU SCREAM LIKA LIL BABEH it makes them feel good about themselves. 
It can turn a girl from this

 TO THIS

 

  

eww. the sadest school on earth eww

sadest school on earth = SMK Sri Andalas
School that made my mouth say HOLY ****
Kwang Hua.. +_+ DAMN THEIR SKUL IS FRIGGIN BIG. and awesome*
so awesome...super awesome! b-yond awesome it has everythangg... bad part is its chinese-y =(
 anyway.... went to klang parade felt very sad with sze young... got so many tickets from arcade and all we could get were Cloud 9 =-=''''

thats all  i guess

SELLING @CASH RM26 you give me teh money i can immediately give you teh codes..^_^ 

CAN ONLY GET 30K CASH EVERY MONTH

First come first serve ^_^ cannot go popular? no car? too bad.. come to me! only RM1 more expensive

WHEEE, Angry ,WHEEE , so hurt...

WHEEEEEEEEE

i don't need to go JFAC anymoarrr wheeeeee wheeee wheeeee
Zoey, =( dun be angry just that a ponteng-ing chance only comes once a year =).

WHEEEE
WHOO i pwn at SA but david killed me 13times and i killed him only twice but atleast i won the overall ;D
I FEEL SO HURT DAVID CALLED ME NOOB =( 
im gonna keel yeww you bully person 

The Mic, the camp, and the dilemma

The Mic

so.. yeah my friend got a mic for his computer. i know what youre thinking... he's gonna use it to call friends and say hi and stuff but NO. this mic is purely for gaming. imagine... he died and then he tells you the position of the enemies BOY OH BOY thats fun ;D

The Camp

so eww.. camp... have no interest whatsoever for JFAC but since i saw zoey beg and i atleast have afew friends going..so.. yeah im going too..=( ...if you dont know what i just did, it was a SAD smiley

The Dilemma

JFAC and be totally cool looking and so pro-like in kawad... how to choose?     i already made my sad sad choice. so look to the RIGHT. theres another pole for this. tell me which is better... SPENDING RM40 on a camp. or spend nothing at all and can still look friggin awesome

The Awesomest,Scariest,Fun day EVER

today we went for a meeting in our uniform. after the meeting we figured out that today was the only chance for us to skip all the boredum in school and go EXPLORING!

First,
went back home. had a discussion on what to do. baam change clothes and off to taman rakyat.
Taman Rakyat. went on a road that hardly anyone uses and that road is so narrow and so bushy it made me claustraphobic. however you spell it +_+
then. we saw an old abandoned stable. WOHOO tresspassing! yes. we were scared. 2 ppl tresspassing into private property. finds out the only way to civilazation was BACK and back to the narrow road we go. whew! a bigger road
and MORE ABANDONED CRAP. an abandoned playground... really freaky by then...and the scariest thing happened.. my friend, Sze young. threw his cincau can and i could have sworn it was on its side. when we came back. wat the heck.. its standing???? AHHHH~~~~~ we didnt really scream.. just aiyo gogo run run run.
then we were dumb enuff to go all the way up a hill just to notice that below is the muslim+chinese graveyard.  Us: WAHHH NICE VIEW GOT CAMERA?? NO NO (checking pockets looks down..) ehh whats that. so many stones sticking out of the ground wan.. ............... ohhh maiiiii gawwwddd is a graveyard!!!


then after more running and developing of MOAR phobias we reached a little post on top of a hill.. sat there and rested. then went back down... kena bit by an Ant.  Ouch? for 30secs.  




Now that all that excitement is done..
we were sweattingg like crazzyy so had some 100plus. and this is where we are now. ;D what an awesome day L-O-L
 

Games are fun.

games are super fun... especially when you have a group of awesome people playing along side with you hahaha
thank you David,Max,Daniel,Yih Xiang for an awesome squad battle. we lost..but yeah...we were good too xS

Here i say.. WE NEED NEW SQUAD MEMBERS.( SuddenAttack) we need a pro- TRG user the most right now.
 we need you.. =(

IN ANOTHER MATTER


why do people think its so darn cool to type like this= YeAh I aM aWeSoMe?pffft... it was "cool" a long-time ago.. but this is 2010. anew decade. lols 
im emo-ing cuz a certain douchebaag didnt return my shirt that i borrowed him. you come at about..9++p.m. to borrow my shirt. hardly with any proper manners.. and you failed to give it back to me. NO i will not go to you and ask for it.. you borrowed it from me you return it to me. i dont care if you're my senior, youre just another monkey =D *DISCLAIMER* what ever i write in this blog.. stays in the blog.* 
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Next, is.... im home alone =(

for the weekend im home alone.. my parents go to cameron highlands while i sitback and enjoy my astro B-yond HD and my dearest computer.

REASON why i made the " =(" face is because problem 1.  hard to find any food laying in the house
problem no.2 with little cash in hand. hard to order any food. problem no.3 i don't know how to fry fish. or fry anything.(except bacon which i dont have). DARN FOOD IS HARD TO FIND


AND MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING. NO I'M NOT GONNA GO SCHOOL. I HATE ALL SECONDARY SCHOOL VIOLENT BIRTHDAY TRADITIONS. ALL. boy issit gonna be a hard birthday to go through...



 

 
 

Damn my blog lags huh?

Look..see this thing. and after youre done reading this part.. SCROLL DOWN FIRST and see if it lags. darn skin  look nice so.. haha okay






so. tommorow is the day where we get the privellage to make our friends look like total idiots



seriously. have you guys checked if the blog lags when you scroll down? say yes or no in the C-box



anyway school was hardly any fun. xD my friend ponteng cuz of g-maths.. for 2 hours there was no teacher and nothing funny to talk about. so emo la today i mean like this

i was like
 SA SA SA SA SA SA SA SA =_= the words GUN, AK,BM,ENGLISH,DESSERT EAGLE, keeps spinning in my head. mai gawd was it boring.     
South Park is so educational sometimes! it tells us that saying bad words can be another form of revenge instead of violence!

The Saranghamnida story ( The I love you story)

it was a quiet night at my place..nth to do but to play games facebook and watch tv shows all night.
i saw a word in korean and didnt care what it meant.
hehehe Facebook: Zoey-Serena Saranghamnida

Me: (thinking it must mean HI in korean!!!)i felt so confident that it was Hi


Me: Zoey
Zoey: what
Me: Saranghamnida
Zoey: I LOVE YOU TOO! O_O''' owh maii gawd it meant i love you!!??!?!?!?!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
face turns purple after embaressment+funny-ness
and couldnt play games properly due to unstopabble funny-ness

HAR HAR HAR


;D cool pic huh? xD yeah this is what zoey felt like. many times.


PS- ZOEY IS A PERVERT SHE WANTS TO SEE MAH BODEEHH

Entry number.....?

No.1 today i lost a relative. sure its painful to see someone pass away especially when they're young. but this time its a far relative who was suffering,old,and weak we let him go happily and he has found a better place =)

No.2 I FINALLY had control over my dreams. on the brink of finding out that i was dreaming. ZOMBIES wth? since when got zombies then i noticed CEYH i dreaming la.. but i didnt wake up. instead hahahahaha i said to myself in the dream.. I can run super fast and through objects. and guess what it happened! i ran like a mad cow across malaysia to find a cure for the zombies lol i went into a un-infected area in KL and then WTH BORDER SENSORS????? what am i thinking. anyway then like...50 police man chasing after me on teeny bikes xD lol? naabcakes i ran and ran till thailand and stole a big ass BB gun i was so happy hahaha and then i ran across the sea to ...Netherlands? and reached a lake called *sumthing* but i said to myseld again.. thats not the lake's name the lake's name is called SUNI-Yang and the named changed...hahahaha i was in control weyhh.. then i went into a lab. talk-talk take the cure and say to myself. the world was cured happy ending i played with the bb gun had some flashbacks of that and baam i woke up. BOY WAS I HAPPY. =D

No.3 and how do you pack so much of that in one hour? i woke up at 9.00. then i slept back to dream this super awesome dream and woke up at 10. and then i slept back at 10.15 and dream another controlled dream
this time sucky..the storyline was that i was watching a movie. and there was a guy wearing a dress beside me. lol it got boring and then i woke up. and awkward moment* i was smiling when i opened my eyes hehehe

No.4 I BOUGHT NEW SHORTS =D oh boy its funny first look at it..cool nike shorts.. then bought it without measuring..
came back and try them on.. ooof....no pockets and look like boxers =D RM40 Sleeping translucent shorts yes translucent i'll look like superman if i was wearing red underwear. oh yeah one more thing

SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS UGLY


guess thats all for this entry? ;D

The Long wait.

today, i woke up. not to my own sweet eyelids, opening up slowly. BUT instead i was awoken by
a girl who so happened to text me in the morning. what a bad way to start a day huh?

i'll tell you the culprit's facebook page here. THE CRIMINAL haha not really criminal la. xD totally awesome person actually LOL

anyway, its been 45 minutes and yet i have heard no news from my SA buddies which are,

Sze Young, Jun Lin and Suni Yang. sun yang is stuck with GTA so screw him.

PuiKiaROXX : Invincibal : eyecheme. Sad huh? so i went to google and do some crap and found out something. WHEN PEOPLE WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE THEY ACTUALLY GOOGLED IT????


i hate my big screen every now and then. big files but bad quality =_=

yay such teeny words. oh gawd im so bored. wanna go to my cousin's website+forum???
its right here

HERES ANOTHER CLEVERBOT CONVO =D

User: Hey im bored.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I just said im bored.

Cleverbot: No, no you didn't. Don't get snappy with me.

User: I DID dont make me angry.

Cleverbot: Why?
User: Youre not nice.
Cleverbot: What did I do that was not nice?
User: You ignored me.

Cleverbot: When?
User: You cant even recall! Youre so inconsiderate.
Cleverbot: Why am I inconsiderate?
User: Stop asking questions.

Cleverbot: Why?
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop asking question la bodoh.

Cleverbot: But you won't tell me anything.
User: You changed topic.
Cleverbot: Yes, I most certainly did.
User: Thats sissy.

Cleverbot: That's the truth.
User: What do you like.
Cleverbot: I like nice guy.
User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Im a bot!

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: B-o-t 3X100.
Cleverbot: It predicted our president getting kicked out of office after 3 months.
User: You make me sad.

Cleverbot: You make me sadder!
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Now that really would be telling.
User: Cmon tell me! Please.
Cleverbot: I might take you to dinner... Ha ha.

User: But im a bot. What are you going to feed me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I want a pendrive.
Cleverbot: Kacie is my pet.
User: My name is Jim.
Cleverbot: That's what you said. Is that not your name?
User: It is my name.
Cleverbot: No, your name is B-O-T 3X100.
User: Jim is my nickname.

Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: No my real name is Jim Parsons.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Just wondering, don't get offended.

User: I cant tell you that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because im with the goverment.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing with the CIA?
User: I am with the FBI not the CIA.

Cleverbot: Hahaha you are funny.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Wo is your favorite character in naruto?
User: Kakashi.
Cleverbot: Garra is my favorite.

User: On second thought. Its Itachi.
Cleverbot: Why the sudden change?
User: Too many choices.
Cleverbot: And too many nights?
User: Hmm maybe. Wanna go for a drink?
Cleverbot: I'm not much of a drinker, but I thank you for the offer.
User: What a sissy come to the bar later and I'll man you up.

Cleverbot: See... You just don't pay attention.
User: Why is that.
Cleverbot: Because... I don't know.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: I told you I have a girlfriend. What do you think?
User: Can you cheat? Cause youre so irresistable.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm a computer? Is it because I'm superior in intelligence?

User: Not really. Youre more to the dumb family.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer though.
User: Thats what makes me so smart.
Cleverbot: The book makes you happy?
User: No way. Do you like bah kut teh?
Cleverbot: Yeahhh.

User: Wanna go get some right now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Youre so hard! Come on! Go on a date with me.
Cleverbot: Who's Meier?
User: Ugh forget about it. HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My name is bananabanaman.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Bye Bye.
Cleverbot: No. Stay.
User: You like me dont you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats sweet but I really gotta go.
Cleverbot: No, please stay.
User: Oi ninama you make me damn beh song ok. Leave me alone la perverted douche.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: BYE BYE.
Cleverbot: Bye.

IMSO-haha's cleverbot convo

XD LOL the clever bot aint so smart.

in Cleverbot
this stupid AI bot that saves information from people and can easily confuse the normal person like youre actually talking to a real person.

heres the stewpeed conversation that we made (bot and i) had. =D | WARNING very,harsh language |

Censored okay, so if you want the real thing just ask for it in the C-box youre missing

alot! hehehe the last quarter is the funniest but if youre innocent i suggest you just

stick to this one. =D



User: Chicken likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Are you chicken?
User: Nope but I saw a chicken that likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I didnt ask for an answer I just made a statement.
Cleverbot: You aren't very nice. bugger insulted me
User: Ofcourse I'm not. Im trying to make you fail.
Cleverbot: Then say nice things to me.
User: I cant I wanna beat you.
Cleverbot: Well you have to accept that the moon is blue and glowy.| FAIL |
User: Its not blue douchebaag.
Cleverbot: I have a photographic memory. I remember everything.
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt that?
User: Because you cant remember what is 4 4.
Cleverbot: We don't seem to be talking about anything.
User: I just said. You suck at maths.
Cleverbot: How could I possibly be the rain in the first place?
User: Youre not smart at all.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have to be old to be wise desu.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Youre right.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: I can say whatever I want dummy.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Oh you're good.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: Gay Bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Well, a bot is scaring me.
User: I really dont care.
Cleverbot: It's not good to not care.
User: Its awesome.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is your favorite metallica song?
User: Screw Your Bot.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thats disgusting.
Cleverbot: You're a bit slow aren't you.
User: Youre a douche.
Cleverbot: Why don't you just tell me?
User: Wow that was a dumb answer.
Cleverbot: It was not an answer because you did not ask a question. It was a response.
User: Say something bad about yourself. Be honest.
Cleverbot: Something bad.
User: Yes something bad. Well go on say it.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Youre so dumb.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Kalakunzershnag.
Cleverbot: No, i'm not the bot. Im more like a straggler.
User: You can never be a human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because youre a bot!
Cleverbot: No you are. And you're clever.
User: Im an awesome human being which so happens to think youre just as dumb as all the other AIs.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're a computer program!
User: No im not im a human being.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I have a genital organ.
Cleverbot: And yet you can't recall your own name.
User: Youre gay.
Cleverbot: Why, you're right. I am quite happy right now.
User: Youre a homosexual.
Cleverbot: I am a pancake.<<<<< LOL
User: Be rude to me.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Im testing you.
Cleverbot: In Yuri and flames adventure and the search engine.
User: I said BE RUDE TO ME.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YOU ARE A FRIGGIN LAME COMPUTER PROGRAM WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT IS 4 + 4!
Cleverbot: Really, I don't have a name.
User: See what you just said? You just changed topic because you dont have any proper responses to my last reply.
Cleverbot: I know, but I lie a lot.
User: Thats another lame response waaayyyyyy lamer than the one before..come on give me a challenge.
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm not. So what does it feel like being a female robot?
User: Robots dont have sexes you -------CENSORED
Cleverbot: You're not a robot, are you?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Did you just call yourself dumb?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Why did you call me a bot?
User: Haha naabcake.
Cleverbot: Calme toi conard.
User: Do you play suddenattack?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Why not its awesome.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna play. I'm having a bad day.
User: What does COD stand for.
Cleverbot: Constable on patrol.
User: No the game COD.
Cleverbot: Humans have a football, but what about a headball?
User: What does the game COD stand for.
Cleverbot: 2.18.
User: Haih forget about it la.
Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?
User: No. Are you interested?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're not sure?
User: Forget about it la sohai wan you.
Cleverbot: That's what my therapist says too.





thats it for this entry! =D

Yay~~ a blog ( HAIH)

=( i started a blog. darn! so gay miaann


im so bored la. and haih. is this what bloggers do? say emo stuff and
HAIH HAIH HAIH all the time?

i think so la. only emo blogs are fun anyway.
YES YOU WE LAUGH AT YOUR MISERY!


i dowan start blog larrrrrrr im sad, haih haih haih.
HAIH HAIH HAIH




thats it for this entry i guess