IMSO-haha's cleverbot convo

XD LOL the clever bot aint so smart.

in Cleverbot
this stupid AI bot that saves information from people and can easily confuse the normal person like youre actually talking to a real person.

heres the stewpeed conversation that we made (bot and i) had. =D | WARNING very,harsh language |

Censored okay, so if you want the real thing just ask for it in the C-box youre missing

alot! hehehe the last quarter is the funniest but if youre innocent i suggest you just

stick to this one. =D



User: Chicken likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Are you chicken?
User: Nope but I saw a chicken that likes to eat pork.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I didnt ask for an answer I just made a statement.
Cleverbot: You aren't very nice. bugger insulted me
User: Ofcourse I'm not. Im trying to make you fail.
Cleverbot: Then say nice things to me.
User: I cant I wanna beat you.
Cleverbot: Well you have to accept that the moon is blue and glowy.| FAIL |
User: Its not blue douchebaag.
Cleverbot: I have a photographic memory. I remember everything.
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt that?
User: Because you cant remember what is 4 4.
Cleverbot: We don't seem to be talking about anything.
User: I just said. You suck at maths.
Cleverbot: How could I possibly be the rain in the first place?
User: Youre not smart at all.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have to be old to be wise desu.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Youre right.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: I can say whatever I want dummy.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Oh you're good.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: Gay Bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Well, a bot is scaring me.
User: I really dont care.
Cleverbot: It's not good to not care.
User: Its awesome.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is your favorite metallica song?
User: Screw Your Bot.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thats disgusting.
Cleverbot: You're a bit slow aren't you.
User: Youre a douche.
Cleverbot: Why don't you just tell me?
User: Wow that was a dumb answer.
Cleverbot: It was not an answer because you did not ask a question. It was a response.
User: Say something bad about yourself. Be honest.
Cleverbot: Something bad.
User: Yes something bad. Well go on say it.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Youre so dumb.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Kalakunzershnag.
Cleverbot: No, i'm not the bot. Im more like a straggler.
User: You can never be a human.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because youre a bot!
Cleverbot: No you are. And you're clever.
User: Im an awesome human being which so happens to think youre just as dumb as all the other AIs.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're a computer program!
User: No im not im a human being.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I have a genital organ.
Cleverbot: And yet you can't recall your own name.
User: Youre gay.
Cleverbot: Why, you're right. I am quite happy right now.
User: Youre a homosexual.
Cleverbot: I am a pancake.<<<<< LOL
User: Be rude to me.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Im testing you.
Cleverbot: In Yuri and flames adventure and the search engine.
User: I said BE RUDE TO ME.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YOU ARE A FRIGGIN LAME COMPUTER PROGRAM WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT IS 4 + 4!
Cleverbot: Really, I don't have a name.
User: See what you just said? You just changed topic because you dont have any proper responses to my last reply.
Cleverbot: I know, but I lie a lot.
User: Thats another lame response waaayyyyyy lamer than the one before..come on give me a challenge.
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm not. So what does it feel like being a female robot?
User: Robots dont have sexes you -------CENSORED
Cleverbot: You're not a robot, are you?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Did you just call yourself dumb?
User: --------CENSORED
Cleverbot: Why did you call me a bot?
User: Haha naabcake.
Cleverbot: Calme toi conard.
User: Do you play suddenattack?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Why not its awesome.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna play. I'm having a bad day.
User: What does COD stand for.
Cleverbot: Constable on patrol.
User: No the game COD.
Cleverbot: Humans have a football, but what about a headball?
User: What does the game COD stand for.
Cleverbot: 2.18.
User: Haih forget about it la.
Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?
User: No. Are you interested?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're not sure?
User: Forget about it la sohai wan you.
Cleverbot: That's what my therapist says too.





thats it for this entry! =D